“Vi, lw jadi orang koq lola amet yak?
Jdi gini ceritanya,
Wktu itu gw lgi nyari info slh atu anggota HSJ yaitu Nakajima Yuto. Selidik punya selidik Nakajima Yuto punya adek nama’a Nakajima Raiya. Iseng punya iseng gwpun nyoba nyari2 fbnya Nakajima Raiya. Dan ada! Gwpun langsung meriksa, apkah ad Nakajima Raiya yg laend. Dan hasilnya cmn ad atu! Gwpun langsung meriksa fren’a. ternyata isinya ank2 HSJ smua!! plus tmend2’a. nyoba tenang, gwpun ngeett fb adeknya dlu. Udh semingguan gw nunggu ternyata mlh d ignore! Trus gw ett lagi di ignore lgi. Gw mikir ni org belagu amet? Mending asli! (itulah yg terpikir oleh gw saat itu) Trus gw kirim message :
Hey?
Why you ignore me? I’m just want to be ‘
Di hri yg sama cma selang beberapa jam di confirm jga am dy! Dan kebetulan jga dy lgi ol. Langsung gw ajk chat. Chat dng inggris gw yg ancur leburr. Krn Nakajima Raiya kepanjangan gw singkat ajh yo jdi NR (jdi kaea merk shampoo?) *yg mungkin palsu* yo!
Gw: hi! Thx 4 confirm me
NR: yap.
Gw: sorry 4 my message :P
NR: oh
Gw: nice 2 know u
NR: nice 2 know u 2
Gw: do u like HSJ?
NR: HSJ?
Gw: yep! Hey! Say! JUMP
NR: ya..
Gw: who is u most like?
NR: I like all
Gw: the most?
NR: maybe Nakajima Yuto
Gw: umph
NR: u?
Gw: Yuto, Ryosuke, Yuuri
NR: o
Gw: ‘re u Yuto’s brother?
(lamaaaaa bngt gg d bls)
NR: why u like Ryo-kun?
(gw: lah ni orang gw nannya ap dy jawab ap?)
Gw: umh maybe he is cool n cute..
NR: o
Gw: n why u like Yuto?
NR: may be cz he is cool
Gw: oh I see! So, hav u ever met them?
NR: I hav met Yuto
Gw: really????
NR: yea
Gw: where?
NR: in my bad room..
(gw cengo’ ha? Bed room? Kamar tidur? Ngapain????)
Gw: ha? ‘re u male or feamale?
NR: umph,, I’m feamale :’)
(gw makind bingung)
Gw: whoaaa yuto is too young to married!!
NR: GYAHAHAHAHAH MARRIED??? I’M NOT MARRIED WITH HIM!!!!!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gw: so?
NR: ya… sometimes I see him in bath room
(gw hah bath room???? Toilet???????)
Gw: BATH ROOM? Wat ‘re u doing there??
NR: :’)
Gw: let me see, you ‘re Yuto’s brother right?
NR: nope
GW: and,, why youre nickname Nakajima Raiya? It’s same with Yuto Brother name.
NR; that’s only a fake name.
(gw makind bingung)
Gw: I don’t understand.
NR: that’s gud
Gw: this is the difficult case ever
NR: hha, you like a detective
Gw: so you’re hav meet Yuto in bed room and bath room?
NR: yap
Gw: so, who ‘re u?
NR: I’m is…
Gw: I don’t like something difficult!!
NR: hmmm
Gw: who is u? HSJ fans? Like me?
NR: nope but i…
Gw: LoL
NR: I’m his mirror
(gw cengo’ nih orng maksudnya apaaaa kale?? Klo ngefans jga knn g gush segitunya, bikind gw was2!)
Gw: ha? Sorry I’m bit lola
NR: lola? What it’s lola?
Gw: Lola loading lamaaaa it’s same with a computer Pentium 1
(gw udh ngomong inggris campur indo sabodo dy ngerti ato kgak)
NR: hahahah, I think you getting frustration.
Gw: yep please tell me the answer of this case
NR: ok Mrs. Lola, I don’t mind u belive or not but I’m his little teddy bear.
Gw: hha you’re funny like BADUT ANCOL! ^-^
NR: thx ^^
(gw: ni orng seneng amet dibilangin badut ancol?!)
NR: but, can u keep a secret?
Gw: secret? Sure!! I can keep you’re secret as badut ancol!
NR: you’re cute but CRAZY!
(gw: cute? Ni orng ngejek ato gmn?)
Gw: hha,, so what is your secret?
NR: belive or not I’m his little brother..
Gw: ha? You said you’re not his brother?!!
NR: I’m just test you! Hahahahah
Gw: ha? Ha? O.O
NR: hahahah ^^
Gw: hah? Never mind lah…
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Chatingan ini cukup bikind gw bingung bahkan nyampe sekarang, entah apaa maksudnya, tapi semenjak saat itu klo gw ksh chatingan lagi dy cmn jawab ya,ya, ato thx. Pernah gw Tanya ‘tadi lw boker d jalan panjang yo?’ pasti dy jawab ‘ya’ trus klo gw bilang ‘hi badut ancol!’ dy jwb ‘thx’. Sungguh fenomena yg aneh. Gw jadi merasa lebih lola dari sebelum’a. =.=”
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